【犬のジュノの物語⁣】 かつてジュノと呼ばれるカワイイふわふわの犬がいました。 ジュノは家の裏庭に入ってくる怪しい人や物にビビってしまい、 追い払わないと気が済まないくらいとても心配性なワンコでした 裏庭の木から葉っぱが落ちただけでビビり その葉っぱが風でどこかに飛んでいってくれないと 吠え続けるぐらいです ただ、ジュノは森に出かけて花や草木で遊んだり 蝶々やてんとう虫を追いかけたりするのも大好きです。 ある時は、3時間半もの間アライグマとかくれんぼをするぐらい活発なんです ビビりなのに、動くものは追いかけまくる小心者ワンコのジュノでした。 ⁣ おわり⁣。 【The story of Juno the Doggie 】⁣ ⁣ Once there was a cute little fluffy doggie called Juno and she was a super vigilant dog who would scare off any intruders that would dare venture into her backyard.⁣ ⁣ If a leaf would fall off a tree onto her land rest assured she would be there barking at it till it choofed back off from where it came from. Sticks also stood no chance, should one dare to enter her territory she would maul that thing till there was nothing left but sawdust.⁣ ⁣ She also really loved going on outings to the forest and frolicing amongst the flowers and grass and trees and chasing anything that moved with a righteous zeal. One time she played hide and seek with a racoon for three and a half hours.⁣ ⁣ The End⁣

【An Ode to Sunny the Cat】 Sunny the Cat had an extremely sunny disposition Always smiling and telling jokes with the utmost precision She was also good at dancing and she taught a class On how to dance while telling a joke and make all the peeps laugh One time she got into a pickle in an alley way so dark Some dogs tried to roll her and scare her with their bark But she utilised her skills and her wits oh so quick By telling a joke and doing a dance which ended with a kick They were laughing so hard they didnt see the strike And both hit the ground like a toddler falling off a trike Then she went home and her mum fed her a beaker of milk Then she stretched out and read some fashion mags on a bed of silk The End

【ウサギのビリーの物語】 花と自然がいっぱいの牧草地に住んでいたビリーという名のウサギがいました。 ビリーの家の隣に高速道路が建設されるまでは、 とても美しく素敵な地域でした。 ビリーは高速道路ができることをとても残念に思っていましたが、 高速道路が建設中のある日、マクドナルドの代表者がビリーの家を訪ねてきました。 彼らは高速道路の隣にレストランとガソリンスタンドを建てるために ビリーの土地を買いたいと言いました。 ビリーはその取引に応じ、彼らに自分の土地を売り 小川の隣の静かな谷にある新しい土地を購入することができました。 ビリーは魚釣りが大好きだったので 小川の隣に引っ越すことができたのは大喜びでしたが、 なんと今では玄関先から魚釣りができるようになりましたとさ。 おわり。 【The story of Billy the Bunny】 Once there was a bunny called Billy and he lived in a meadow of flowers and leaves. It was a beautiful and peaceful place to live until a highway started to be built right next to his front door. He was super not happy about this but then one day during the construction he got a knock on his door from a representative of McDonalds. They wanted to buy his land so they could build a restaurant and petrol station next to the highway, best of all they were offering pretty decent money. He took the deal and was able to purchase a lovely parcel of land in a peaceful valley next to a creek. He was chuffed because he loved to fly fish and now he could literally fly the fish from his doorstep. The End

【An Ode to Michael The Magical Owl】 A magical owl Michael is he Loves everything to do with the big blue sea He sails a boat in those Southern Seas With the waves below he is most at ease He never goes hungry he always eats fish Ocean creatures are by far his favourite dish He has a wine collection that is most super duper Just one glass at a time lest ye fall into a stupor Most unusual for an owl is this bird With the wisdom of a man that is not absurd The End

【ダックスフントのダニーの物語】 ダニーは「ソーセージ犬」と呼ばれるダックスフンドで、 なが〜いソーセージみたいな体に、ちっちゃくてかわいい4本の足を持っていました ダニーがすごいのは、それだけではありません。 ふわふわの毛はカラフルで、なんと 水玉模様 友達と遊ぶときは、いつもみんなを笑わせてくれる人気者でした。 ある日、ダニーがこんなジョークを言いました。 Q：ヒヨコの新人社員が初日に言ったこと ……答えは、 A：「“ぴよぴよですが、よろしくお願いします！”」 ダニーのまわりは、 いつもハハハと笑いでいっぱいでした おわり。 【The story of Danny the Dachshund 】 Once there was a cute little doggy called Danny and he was what is commonly referred to as a sausage dog because he had a long sausage body with four iddy biddy cute little legs. He was a fantastic doggy because his fur was brightly coloured and had polka dots on it and whenever he was hanging out with his friends everyone would be laughing at the great jokes he told. Once he told a joke that went like this, 'What do you call a pony with a cough?'. A little horse. The End

The story of Bella the Bunny Bella the Bunny was the neice of the OG Easter Bunny. She was renowned for being an extremely generous bunny often giving her prized Easter eggs to those in more need of them than her. One time she happened to obtain a huge Easter egg as big as her head and inside it was filled with golden dipped Ferrero Rocher, the rarest of rare of chocolate. She gave it to a little rabbit dude who was sad because he was learning to ride his bike without shoes on and stubbed his toe on the ground and it really really hurt. The End

【The story of King Louis the Tiger】 Once upon a time there was a tiger called King Louis the Tiger and he was a fantastic tiger and also a pretty good king. In his kingdom everyone had a good time because there was heaps of jumping castles everywhere and also slip'n'slides. He really loved wrestling and wrestled with his dad and brothers and cousins for at least 30% of the time. His favourite breakfast was pancakes and he made a ruling that on Saturday it was official pancakes for breakfast day and everyone could come to his castle for a big pancake breakfast. You could have pancakes with bananas and raspberries and maple syrup on them, that's what he had anyway. He also liked to play golf occasionally. The End

【The story of a poochie called Maloo (and his buddy Roger the Turtle)】⁣ ⁣⁣ Once there was poochie called Maloo and he was a fantastic poochie who had a best buddy called Roger the Turtle. They lived at Airlie Beach and would spend their days going on adventures swimming around the coral reef mingling with the fishes and dolphins and stuff. They had great times together like that time they snuck into Malfoy the Moree eels cave and stole some of the cookies from his cookie jar. On these aforementioned adventures Maloo would often ride along on Rogers back because Roger was a great swimmer because he was a turtle.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ The End⁣⁣

【おしゃれキャットのパール】 いつもかわいいポンチョを着て おめかししてお出かけするのが大好きな パール嬢。 パールの好きな食べ物は、ニンジンの入ったクラムチャウダーとカモミールティー。 虹を掴めるぐらい足も早くて スポーツ万能でもあるキュートな女の子です。 おわり。 【An Ode to Pearl the Cat】 She was the fluffiest cat I have ever seen And her soft soft fur had a shine and a gleam She had the sweetest poncho in all of the place Whilst wearing her poncho she always had a happy face She was heaps good at running the best in her clowder Her favourite dinner was carrots with a side of clam chowder She was so fast at running she could catch the rainbow She'd sprint up that thing with it's colour and glow When she'd reach the summit she'd stop for a chamomile tea With her buddy the unicorns who were super friendly Then they'd prance around in the clouds so fluffy and white Pearl would pretend to be a pink cloud, she was quite a sight Sometimes baby rainbow would come hang out with Pearl They'd frolic under the sprinkler and jump and twirl Those were the days and that was the thing This is the end of this ode ring a ding ding